weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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