The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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