I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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