You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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