i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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