i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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