Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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