I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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