between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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