i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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