people are starting to question the shark bite story
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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