I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm jealous of your bromance
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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