we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
how does that bad decision feel?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
