Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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