oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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