The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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