the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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