She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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