So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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