i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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