That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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