It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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