And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
