I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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