Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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