Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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