I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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