you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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