dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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