I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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