One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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