guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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