Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we have pet lesbian snakes
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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