What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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