i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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