That's intense
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
In other news, I just burned my penis
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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