Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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