not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
All the doctor said was why
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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