So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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