A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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