I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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