Whod you bang
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Randomize
