oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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