whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
