Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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