So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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