You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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