Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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