How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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