I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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