I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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