i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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